Mythology & Folklore - MLLL 3043

There once was a habitable planet called YX-99 many light years away from earth. It was filled with lush forest, and oceans full of aquatic life. John Doe and Married Doe had recently gotten a large inheritance from their parents who died in a space ship crash while doing illegal street racing. They wished to invest their money wisely so they bought YX-99 at a government auction. They planned to strip mine the entire planet for its resources so they could become industry tycoons. They got on a ship and headed there, sleeping in stasis for nearly ten years. When they arrived they started setting up their mining equipment. All was going well, and many months went by without a hitch. The moon, unknown to the newcomers that is was sentient, became angry at the pollution that now clouded its face as it looked down. The moon shot some laser beams blowing up some mining equipment. John became angry as well and vowed revenge on the moon. He gathered some spare tech laying around and created a ...

There was once a world made only of water, with no land in sight. The only thing sticking out above the horizon was a coconut tree. There was two gods who ruled the ocean, Ricky and Lahey. These two gods were not the smartest of gods. Ricky was an underachiever, and Lahey was a alcoholic. They both wished for something more to life than sitting atop a tree. They wished for a land they could walk over, and other living beings to harass. So first they created a single wide trailer for them to live in. With no surprise, it plopped into the ocean and began to sink. "You fricking... idiot! Land, you got create land first." said Lahey. Ricky responded, "Hey, I only have my grade nine. So if you make another comment about my intelligence I will smash one of your bear bottles over your head." So Ricky created many birds to help with the creation, but also lots of nonsense in which he took great pleasure. He created seagulls, for the purpose of annoying anyone with the name ...

     Bart Simpson was skateboarding around Springfield looking for fantastic pranks to pull. He spied Nelson Terrorizing Milhouse on the school yard. Nelson asked Milhouse, "Do you believe you should were a mask to protect others?" Milhouse scared to guess which answer Nelson wanted to hear said, "Uh... Uh... No definitely not, you can do what ever you want!" Nelson punches Milhouse in the stomach and said, "That's for not following CDC guidelines. Ha Ha." Bart rushes up to Milhouse to comfort him and helps him recover his glasses. Milhouse thanks him and ask what Bart plans to do the rest of the day. Bart says, "Today is the day I pull off the greatest prank, but I just don't know who would be stupid enough to fall for it." After brainstorming for a while Milhouse shouted out, "I know, lets prank Cletus! He is the stupidest person in town." In agreement on the victim, Bart clued in Milhouse on the prank. Cletus Spuckler Simpson...

There once was a great hero of the village that lived in solitude named Batman. He was a handsome and wealthy man that lived in a sprawling mansion. Next door lived Joker who was Batman's best friend. Joker lived in a small shack and had very little in means of possessions. Joker called Batman on the morning of the village farmers market to ask if he would accompany him. Batman obliged and met joker at the intersection to their two houses. Batman appeared in a purple Lamborghini Aventador dressed in a matching purple suit. Joker got in the Lamborghini wearing clothes that resembled Kanye's clothing line with holes and stains all around them, although they were free. As they departed Joker expressed sorrow in his life and his wish for a life as grand as Batman's. Batman sympathized with Joker and told him he would fulfill his wish for a day. They proceeded to switch clothes and Joker now drove them. As they arrived at the farmers market all the women came out to meet this ri...

 There was once a great king on the planet Nimbus Nine, his riches were so vast that the banks could not hold them. He sought for an idea to keep his riches safe and polled his closest advisors. The chief architect presented him with a grand vault that touched the clouds and went as far as the eye could see. The king liked this plan and proceeded with it. He forced all his people to work on the vault, even the architect was forced into manual labor! The architect was angered by this and installed a secret passage right to the heart of the vault. The key was a retinal scan that opened a door from the sewers underneath the city. Before he could use this to avenge deeds done against him he was diagnosed with stage four cancer. He died one week later with his two sons and wife by his side. He said, "To my wife I love you and will miss you dearly. To my sons I love you even more! Before I die I must tell you of the secret passage to the kings vault. Go down into the sewers and go to wh...

Wayne began the long journey home with his soldiers from the war for Ring World X-VII. During this war Wayne committed many atrocities and war crimes against the Xien People, that included the use of mustard gas, and explosive bullets. Despite the darkness that followed his name, he was the fiercest fighter known to have graced the battlefield. Often he withheld sacrifices to the gods in the name of greed after his victories. These actions caused him to fall from the graces that he once held from the gods, the gods set out to curse him. So they came to him in a dream, they showed a man crossing oceans of stars to meet a being no words could describe then in a flash of light he appeared on a beach where he came face to face with a three headed serpent that wished him to step into a fire. As he stepped into the fire he awoke with tears of blood running from his eyes and burns on his feet. Spooked from this strange interaction from the gods, he vowed to change his ways. This wanting to ch...

The Prophets Truth, Regret, and Mercy were shown by the forerunners a planet of blue and green that held many secrets for the great journey. The great journey as told by the prophets is to activate halo rings, in order to release the divine winds and elevate those worthy to godhood. The prophets whisked away their covenant armies to Earth, seeking to capture the untold secrets that lie untouched below the surface. The covenant army reached earth and began decimating the inhabitants while excavating large areas searching for the untold secret. The secret came to be known as a forerunner portal instillation that would take the covenant to a ring world. Along the death and destruction, the covenant activated the portal and went through it. Prophets; Truth, Mercy, and Regret Halopedia A new breed of soldier was born during this time, and the best among them was called Master Chief. Earth swore to use this new soldier to exact revenge upon the covenant and their leaders. The UNSC Fleet comm...

     Ragnar was at the beginning of life at the young age of sixteen, he was the youngest child in a family of five. Him and his brothers, Ivar and Hitsvek, where all born as triplets, which is exceedingly rare. The day after their sixteenth birthdays their parents asked what car they wanted as their first. Ivar said he wanted a Corvette C8, and Hitvek said he wanted a Lamborghini Aventador. When the question came to him he said I just want a Mazda 3, a simple car that is cheap and gets me from point A to point B. The parents were shocked at every answer, but nonetheless they said they will try to satisfy everyone's wishes.       The parents went down to Dallas Texas, a land where the cars are cheap, to scour the market. When they arrived they saw the prices of the vehicles requested and asked how could someone afford these expensive cars. Nonetheless, they bought the Lamborghini and Corvette even though they couldn't afford it to make their kids happy...